Now, I will admit this is the lamest first blog post in the history of the Webisphere, but it is a story you may or may not find utterly entertaining. There are sadly no other characters in my tale besides my right arm and myself, but you'll get a glimpse into the complex world of my silly school girl brain....
I have officially lost my marbles, brain, sanity, common sense, feeling on the right side of my body. I am not sure how this happened, but it did and I am a goner.
I have recently developed a liking for a certain boy for whom we shall call V-neck sweater. I am by no means proud of this fondness, but I cannot deny its presence. It was in the developing stage until today, when I woke up from a dream at around 4:27 this morning. The dream itself wasn't very entertaining, but I woke up with an infatuation. V-neck sweater is all I could think about, talk about. It is bad. I went for about 47 minutes without thinking of Mr. Sweater, but then out of nowhere, my brain went quite fuzzy. My stomach dropped below my pelvis and the right side of my body went numb. That's right, numb. He was what was on the brain. After an unknown amount time passed, I realized I had missed about 7 questions on a video study guide. Well, I am scewed. I am a love sick school girl. I have never felt so odd before, and I do not approve of the feeling. I have regained some feeling, but my stomach is no longer in my body.
After googling many options, I have discovered there is no cure for my condition. I am, once again,screwed.
Well this turned out to be more boring than I had expected. If any of you have any questions on what it is like to have your sensible brain turned to mush, I'd be more than happy to oblige.
Until next time,
Nowhere Girl
P.S. My apologies for any grammatical or spelling errors. I am simply to lazy to proof read.
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