The Glitter-John Lennon Loving-Ice Princess from the Baltic Sea (AKA: G-Money)

Greta. Today she asked me why that man shot Jesus' sister, because her teacher wouldn't tell her. Where on earth she got this idea, I really couldn't tell you. She lives in a fairy tale all the time. She even talks like she is from a fairy tale. A week ago, she told me I was banished from her room. For those of you who don't know Greta, I am sorry, because she is magnificent. She wears whatever she pleases,whenever she pleases. She says the funniest things, and when you meet her she'll be sure to invite you to her wedding where she is either marrying JJ or Ian. She is my youngest sister, with 11 years in between us. She talks non stop, including while she is sleeping. She will write you a song and then sing it to you within a matter if seconds. She can tell you everything there is to know about John Lennon, and throw in a few extra details. She cuts her own hair on a regular basis (bangs and all) and it is so cute. She has two twin baby dolls named Ball and Flower that she absolutely adores. She watches Harry Potter in her free time, and she is always smiling. I love her. The other day she came into the parlor and said "Grandpa, I know you're an old man, but I need your help!" and as he was helping her she yelled "You go, girl!" in the sassiest way possible. She is my best friend, and I can't believe I am going to have to leave 7 year-old Greta and go to college. It breaks my heart. I want her to stay that little, artsy, vintage, imaginary friend having, freckle face little girl forever. Sadly it won't be long before she is that hormonal teenage girl, sneaking out of the house at every chance she gets. (She already does that now at age 5.) Every so often G-Money will climb into bed with me and make me tell her all about Disneyland. I made her a promise, that before she grows up I'll take her there. I mean it with my whole heart. Better start saving, Nowhere Girl