Oh, Mary!

Mary,Mary, Mary!
[If you don't know the origin of this nickname, I advise you.... Do not ask.

I think Mary is borderline awetastic. If Jack McBrayer and Tina Fey had a baby, it would be my buddy Mary. She even looks like Jack.

I first met Mary in la clase de Espanol on the third day of Freshman year. She is so so so so....ugh... Lack of words

[let me add, right before this I had an unnatural amount of sugar. My brain is fuzzy fried]

I really love Mary [this just in! If Mary was a boy her name would be Marty...not Paul.

Mary is a mixture of Jesus, candy, sand, happiness, Katy Perry, chicken, lolapolluza, cold play, cats, moneymaking, hats,sex, tibias, ipads, and butt cushions all blended together to create a pancake of perfection.

Brain Dead Sugar High,

Nowhere Girl